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Thursday, June 02, 2005

Classic Clouseau

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.


Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.

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