Classic Clouseau
Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.
4 Comments:
At 02 June, 2005 16:07, motnahp said…
"You are suspended for six months, without pay, effective immediately! Have you anything to say?"
"can you lend me 50 francs?"
At 02 June, 2005 16:21, zipadee said…
aah its you.. first glance i was wondering who is phantom :P
At 02 June, 2005 19:55, motnahp said…
"...who phantom was" !!
At 03 June, 2005 09:21, zipadee said…
aah F off..:p
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