Your name sir?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ

Courtesy: Mr. Outerspace

Please RSVP!

R.S.V.P. stands for the French phrase Répondez s’il vous plaît (“reply, please”), so it doesn’t need an added “please.” However, since few people seem to know its literal meaning, and fewer still take it seriously, it’s best to use plain English: “Please reply.” It is a mistake to think that this phrase invites people to respond only if they are planning to attend; it is at least as important to notify the person doing the inviting if you cannot go. And no, you can’t bring along the kids or other uninvited guests.

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humming the panther song....
Ze peenk Pantherrrr
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"Do you have a massage for me?"

Classic Clouseau

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.


Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.